Here is why i would punch a religious person

In case you were on another planet for the last 4 years, we are a nation at war. Not only in Iraq and Afghanistan, but also with ourselves. Maybe you heard about people protesting the war. Maybe you heard people have been protesting gays. Well, these two types of people converged on a funeral not too long ago. The funeral was for a fallen Marine who died in Iraq. And these religious folks descended upon the funeral holding up signs that read "Thank God for dead soldiers," and "God hates fags." Well that was in 2006, the father has since sued..and won. He won an 11 million dollar settlement.
Those are the facts. These are my opinions, first of all, anyone that disrupts a funeral, of any person should be "handled." And anyone disrupting a soldiers funeral, because they are against the war, dislike homosexuals, or whatever the fuck the reason is needs to be severely beaten. I know that if i had died overseas i would want someone to take care of these disgraceful ingrates. And i KNOW that if i were at a fellow soldiers funeral and saw that madness that i would take those pickett signs, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up somebody's rectum. I would pummel and person there, man or woman. Pastor or pussy. They all would fall. I would take my chances with the court because i highly doubt i would be convicted. Luckily jurors are smarter than they're given credit for...which is why they rewarded this marines father the money in this case.